The Witty Boy...

Wahahaha! This is sooo funny! I got the last 10 Qs wrong myself! Nyahahaha!



A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of
her
students.
The teacher asked the boy, "what is your problem?"
The boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in
the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"
Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the Principal's office.
While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher
explained
to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Anna he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions
he was to go back to the first-grade and behave and so she agreed.
The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her,
"I
think Boy can go to the third-grade. "
Ms Anna says to the principal, "I have some of my own
questions, can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms Anna asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Anna: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Anna: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Anna: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer,
but the boy was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Anna: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a
dog does on three legs? The Principal's eyes open really wide and
before he
could stop the answer..
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Anna: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Anna: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I
get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large
Vodka
peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me,
you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat
and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get
it
you have to use your hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than
on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after
they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, Send
this
boy to Stanford University , I got the last ten questions wrong
myself!"