Naughty Answers

> Man comes home, finds
> his wife with his friend in bed.
>
>
> He shoots his friend
> and kills him.
> Wife says :
>
> "If you behave
> like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
> ********************************************
>
> A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"
> Santa wrote back,
>
> " SEND ME YOUR
> MOTHER"
> ****************************************
>
> What is the definition of Mistress?
> Someone between the Mister and Mattress
>
> ***********************************
>
> Husband asks:
>
> "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
> is:
> W ithout
> Information
> F ighting
> Every-time
> Wife replies:
>
> " No,......
> It means: With
> I diot
> F or
> E ver
> !!!"
>
> *****************************************
>
> What's the difference
> between stress, tension and panic?
> Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend
> is
> pregnant.
>
>
> Panic is when
> both are pregnant.
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>
> Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
> Kid: Yeah, once
> my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a
> heart
> attack
> & our driver run away
> **********************************************************
>
>
>
> A young boy asks his
> Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
> Dad says: "You
> are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is
> also my
> son, that IS confidential .