Sunday, September 20, 2009

Mama has a point.

Mama has a point.



Mrs. Santos comes to visit her son Luis for dinner...who lives with a
female roommate Heart...

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Luis' roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Luis and his roommate than met the
eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Luis volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Heart and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Heart came to Luis saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

This is cute

Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Luis

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,
which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Heart, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love,
Mama.



Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother

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