NO speak English

NO speak English

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman
and they lived in Honolulu.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed
to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a leg of
mutton She didn't know how to put forward her request,
and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message and the lady went
home with mutton legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she
didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse
to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she
wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her
husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?

Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!