What Good Does A Mistake Make?

MISTAKES

What they actually means...


If a barber makes a mistake,


It's a New Style..



If a driver makes a mistake,


It is a New path...






If a engineer makes a mistake,


It is a New Venture...





If parents make a mistake,


It is a New Generation...





If a politician makes a mistake,


It is a New Law...





If a scientist makes a mistake,


It is a New Invention...





If a tailor makes a mistake,


It is a New Fashion...







If a teacher makes a mistake ,


It is a New Theory...







If our boss makes a mistake,


It is a New idea...






If an employee makes a mistake,


It is a
'Mistake'





long piak! (a.k.a. banging against the wall)

How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!




Dear Bo$$



In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,



Norman $oh



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:



Dear NOrman,



I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!




Dear Bo$$



In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,



Norman $oh



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:



Dear NOrman,



I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager