Ooops!

You are in a crowded gym when you suddenly realize you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.. You let
5 strong and loud ones go back to back.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your
stopping point.

As you are leaving the gym, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember:

You've been listening to your iPod

Who needs an expensive ipod?