Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
New Funny Japanese Mentos TV Ad
Never underestimate a colleague. You'll never know what he can do..
Can you do the last part?I will give you 100 bucks. hahah!
Can you do the last part?I will give you 100 bucks. hahah!
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Wanted
The staff of this show had all the efforts like taking the shot and then
printing it real fast in time for the victim to come.
Lolx! It's worth the effort!
printing it real fast in time for the victim to come.
Lolx! It's worth the effort!
Modelling
Watch out if you encounter something like this while walking around.
You'll never know.heheh!
You'll never know.heheh!
Dog Sounds
How would you react if you see a dog but you hear him in a different way?
heheh! This one's so funny.
heheh! This one's so funny.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Why's of Men?
Why's of Men?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(Dont know.....it never happened)
(Cmon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(Dont know.....it never happened)
(Cmon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
Friday, January 11, 2008
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Smart Indian's
Thinking of doing this in Singapore? lolx!
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An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan
officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new
Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything is checked out,and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that
u are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Indian replied ,"Where else in New York can I park my car for two
weeks for 15 bucks?"
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An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan
officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new
Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything is checked out,and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that
u are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Indian replied ,"Where else in New York can I park my car for two
weeks for 15 bucks?"
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Office Romance
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
< /A>
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal
in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting
screwed!
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
< /A>
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal
in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting
screwed!
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Japanese Game Show in the Library ssshhhh!
Japanese game show set in a library. Where else could you go? Hahaha!
Funny as hell!
Funny as hell!
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