Little Led Liding Hoot (M'sian and Singlish version)

Once upon a time hor, got one girl little led liding hoot. She want to go to Ah Mah's house. Morning alleady she go out one, she got take come one basket to put flower. She "do want" to walk long-long so go take shot cut. Wah!!! she dono got one animal follow her one hor! She happy-happy walk until she come to Ah Mah house.

"Ah Mah! Ah Mah! I come, open the door leh?" she talk. Then Ah Mah also talk back, "Come in lah I never close one." Little Led Liding Hoot open the house and go inside door.....

oh, solly solly....
...open the door and go inside the house, she got see her Ah Mah on top of the bed. She go ask Ah Mah.

"AH Mah, how come your eye vely big one hor?"

"So I can see you maahhhhh!!!" Ah Mah say back.

"Ah Mah, how come your year vely long one?"

"So vely easy to hear you one laah!!!!"

"Ah Mah, how come......."

"Aiyaa!!!! SO many question one ah you.... never die before heh?"

"Soly lah Ah Mah, I dono mah that's why I ask".

"What soly-soly! Now I want to eat you, I not Ah Mah, I animal one you know................."

Wah! Little Led Liding Hoot vely scared one, she scleam vely loud but llate alleady, the animal alleady eat her. She now inside stomach one.

Suddenly got one people, cut wood one, go inside the house. He want to save Little Led Liding Hoot, he go and cut the animal stomach and take out everything, but he too late, Little Led Liding Hoot become s*&t alleady............

Rejected WiiPlay Games

Comedy Football

8 inches long

mmm..whatever you could think of an 8inches long?
Lemme check your mind.

Why's of Men?

Why's of Men?





1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?







(Because they are plugged into a genius)







2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?







(They don't have enough time)







3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?







(They don't stop to ask directions)







4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?







(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)







(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)







5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?







(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)







6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?







(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)







7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?







(Dont know.....it never happened)







(Cmon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)