Interview with a One-Year-Old

Hahahah! This is so funny!
Pay attention when the kid says " You need to go to a doctor." hahahah!
Thanks to @ParisHilton for sharing this on twitter. Really made my day.
AHAHAHAHAHAH!

Star Wars According to a 3 Year Old

Star Wars summarized by an adorable 3 year old girl is one of the cutest and most hilarious things you’ll ever watch. Guaranteed. Just remember: “the shiny guy always worries.”

Japanese Boy Doesn't Handle Rejection Well

A little Japanese boy presents flowers to girls after their piano peformances. He succeeds the first time, gets rejected on the second...his reaction is priceless!

Genealogy

A little girl asked her mother,

'How did the human race appear?'





The mother answered,

'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.





The father answered,

'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'





The confused girl returned to her mother and said,

'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,

and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'





The mother answered,

'Well, dear, it is very simple.

I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

WHY PARENTS DRINK!

WHY PARENTS DRINK!



A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not

arrived at work or rung in sick.

Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he rang his

home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.



'Is your daddy home?' he said

'Yes' whispered the small voice



'May I talk with him?'



The child whispered ' No.'





Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked

'Is Mummy there?' ... 'Yes'



'May I talk with her?'



Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message,

asked 'Is anybody else there?'



'Yes,' whispered the child 'a policeman'.



Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's residence,

'May I speak with the policeman?'



'No, he's busy' whispered the child.



'Busy doing what?'



'Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman' came the whisper.



Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked

'What is that noise?'

'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice.



'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly worried.

Again, whispering, the child answered 'The search team just arrived.'



Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated, the boss asked 'What are they searching for?'



Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled response

'me'.

Buhlud [Blood]

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