Trying To Impress

You have to watch
the guy on the left,
NOT THE GIRL!!!


I loved this....
hope you had a good laugh.
I know I did......

A Puzzle

Check this cool puzzle.....





A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened.



A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "Twelve." The member replied, "Six" and was let in.



A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "Six." The member replied, "Three" and was let in.



The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said, “ten" and the man replied, "five."

But he was not let in. What should have he said?



C’mon guys put on your thinking caps & get the solution......





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Ans: - 3


The man had to reply the number of characters in the word the Doorman was asking.

He should have replied "Three" instead of "Five".



I bet you'll read the question again....

Don't Talk To The Parrot

I received this from a friend. lolx!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" !

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.




The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his ince ssant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

" Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"



To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

See - Men just don't listen!