Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
WHY PARENTS DRINK!
WHY PARENTS DRINK!
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not
arrived at work or rung in sick.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he rang his
home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
'Is your daddy home?' he said
'Yes' whispered the small voice
'May I talk with him?'
The child whispered ' No.'
Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked
'Is Mummy there?' ... 'Yes'
'May I talk with her?'
Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message,
asked 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes,' whispered the child 'a policeman'.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's residence,
'May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman' came the whisper.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked
'What is that noise?'
'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly worried.
Again, whispering, the child answered 'The search team just arrived.'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated, the boss asked 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled response
'me'.
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not
arrived at work or rung in sick.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he rang his
home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
'Is your daddy home?' he said
'Yes' whispered the small voice
'May I talk with him?'
The child whispered ' No.'
Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked
'Is Mummy there?' ... 'Yes'
'May I talk with her?'
Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message,
asked 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes,' whispered the child 'a policeman'.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's residence,
'May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman' came the whisper.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked
'What is that noise?'
'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly worried.
Again, whispering, the child answered 'The search team just arrived.'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated, the boss asked 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled response
'me'.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Most Outrageous Moments On The News
The funniest collection of bloopers from the news.
Most Outrageous Moments On The News - The best bloopers are here
Most Outrageous Moments On The News - The best bloopers are here
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Secretary's Resimay (Resume)
SECRETARY 'S RESUME
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can
Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole
really seam to respond to me belly well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru
my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to
pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me
taken at my last jobb.
Employer's reply:......
Dear Peggy,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.....
Welcome onboard!!
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can
Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole
really seam to respond to me belly well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru
my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to
pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me
taken at my last jobb.
Employer's reply:......
Dear Peggy,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.....
Welcome onboard!!
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