Saturday, June 14, 2008

What Good Does A Mistake Make?

MISTAKES

What they actually means...


If a barber makes a mistake,


It's a New Style..



If a driver makes a mistake,


It is a New path...






If a engineer makes a mistake,


It is a New Venture...





If parents make a mistake,


It is a New Generation...





If a politician makes a mistake,


It is a New Law...





If a scientist makes a mistake,


It is a New Invention...





If a tailor makes a mistake,


It is a New Fashion...







If a teacher makes a mistake ,


It is a New Theory...







If our boss makes a mistake,


It is a New idea...






If an employee makes a mistake,


It is a
'Mistake'





long piak! (a.k.a. banging against the wall)
long piak

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Fight!!

Cool toy animation!

Friday, June 6, 2008

Family Feud!

*Family Feud *

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"

Tuesday, June 3, 2008