MISTAKES
What they actually means...
If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a New Style..
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a New path...
If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a New Venture...
If parents make a mistake,
It is a New Generation...
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a New Law...
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a New Invention...
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a New Fashion...
If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a New Theory...
If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a New idea...
If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a
'Mistake'
long piak! (a.k.a. banging against the wall)
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Saturday, June 14, 2008
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Friday, June 6, 2008
Family Feud!
*Family Feud *
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
The reason why we grind our teeth while sleeping...
America Got Talent Pigeon
Where did all those pigeons come from? Magic trick with a twist!
America Got Talent Pigeon - Watch the top videos of the week here
America Got Talent Pigeon - Watch the top videos of the week here
Japanese Pen Spinning Collaboration
Very impressive Japanese pen spinning tricks.
Japanese Pen Spinning Collaboration - The funniest videos are a click away
Japanese Pen Spinning Collaboration - The funniest videos are a click away
Thursday, May 29, 2008
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