Girl wearing a skintight miniskirt at Bus Stop

Got this from Digg. No pictures though so please don't ask me.


"One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn’t reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don’t even know you!”

Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.”

Cinder Block Wall Crushes Dude's Leg! Ouuuch!

I don't feel this is one video to laugh about. But there's a lesson to be learned here.
Don't go breakin your walls! Lolx!

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What Good Does A Mistake Make?

MISTAKES

What they actually means...


If a barber makes a mistake,


It's a New Style..



If a driver makes a mistake,


It is a New path...






If a engineer makes a mistake,


It is a New Venture...





If parents make a mistake,


It is a New Generation...





If a politician makes a mistake,


It is a New Law...





If a scientist makes a mistake,


It is a New Invention...





If a tailor makes a mistake,


It is a New Fashion...







If a teacher makes a mistake ,


It is a New Theory...







If our boss makes a mistake,


It is a New idea...






If an employee makes a mistake,


It is a
'Mistake'





long piak! (a.k.a. banging against the wall)

Fight!!

Cool toy animation!

Family Feud!

*Family Feud *

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"

The reason why we grind our teeth while sleeping...

The reason why we grind our teeth while sleeping...



And you wonder why you have a bad taste in the morning.:)

America Got Talent Pigeon

Where did all those pigeons come from? Magic trick with a twist!


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