Monday, April 20, 2009

The Banana Test

The Banana Test


There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion, a Chimpanzee


a Giraffe

and a Squirrel

who pass by it.


They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality, so think carefully . . .
Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.























If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe ! = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.


A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.



Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax!!!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Know your Customer

A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs"


The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there.

But, I had a problem I didn't speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...






































First poster - A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster - man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster- Our man is now totally refreshed.

Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"That should have worked," said the friend.



The salesman replied "I didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"