Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Marriage
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship one engaged to be married
and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation
eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much
discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role
playing. The following week they met up again to compare notes: Sipping her
drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the work
day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the
other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather
bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made
mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!
The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my
fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we
not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning. I
made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he
grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for
dinner?''
and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation
eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much
discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role
playing. The following week they met up again to compare notes: Sipping her
drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the work
day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the
other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather
bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made
mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!
The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my
fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we
not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning. I
made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he
grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for
dinner?''
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Longest Word
That name is bound to catch on. It just rolls off the tongue.
They say:
"HAHA. I was in the library, skimming a guinness book of world records, and I was in this game secsion and it said longest word ever put into a crossword puzzle: and it said that word."
"I actually have been past this school, and its real :P Im Welsh so I know how to say it too. GOod luck."
I don't want to be in this school.Imagine if you would've to fill
in your particulars...a total whaaaack! lolx!
More funny and crazy pictures.
They say:
"HAHA. I was in the library, skimming a guinness book of world records, and I was in this game secsion and it said longest word ever put into a crossword puzzle: and it said that word."
"I actually have been past this school, and its real :P Im Welsh so I know how to say it too. GOod luck."
I don't want to be in this school.Imagine if you would've to fill
in your particulars...a total whaaaack! lolx!
More funny and crazy pictures.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
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