Why Men Can't Be Car Models...

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Lolx!

Wana coach this team?

International Symbol Of Marriage Is Approved-- Finally!

if u dont believe it just type "international symbol of marriage" in google n search for images...... ......... ......... .........





for those who are not getting what's in the hand of man ............ ......... .......it is creditcard.

What does Mona Lisa do after the museum closes?

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..and dont forget to scroll all the way down :-)))

If Women Controlled The World

MAKE ANOTHER WOMAN'S DAY,
AND SHARE THE SMILES!

Some Crazy facts!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)




If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)




The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)




A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)




A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!

(Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)





Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.

(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)




The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")




The flea can jump 350 times
its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)




The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)




Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)





Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)




The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)




Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing.)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)




An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)




Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too .)





Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)




Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)




Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send t his to someone you want to bring a smile to.

(maybe even a chuckle.)




In other words, send it to everyone.

Kids are quick ...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: &nbs p; Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have

today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." < BR>MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's

cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louis
do you know why his father didn't pu nish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: & nbsp; No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps

on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.