Cardiologist's Funeral

Cardiologist's Funeral


Cardiologist's Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted


NB: Dictionary Definition of proctologist: A doctor specializing in
diseases of the rectum and anus.

It's joke time!

A Filipino, a German and a
Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in
Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they were all sentenced to 20
lashes each.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's
my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of
you one wish before your whipping."

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only
lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying
with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back". But even two pillows could
only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.


The Filipino was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from one of most beautiful part
of the world and your
culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two
wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," the Filipino
replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

"And what is your second wish?" the Sheik asked.

Filipino smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back"!!!

Trying To Impress

You have to watch
the guy on the left,
NOT THE GIRL!!!


I loved this....
hope you had a good laugh.
I know I did......

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Squirrels dancing to Michael Jackson

Funny video of squirrels dancing to the beat of Michael Jackson's hit. See them on their funny side. Hahaha!



Real funny ha?

Work Load Passion

When cats are so funny lolx!
haha this will brighten your day!



New employee


You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(It's your first day at work and all is fine and great)




After 3 months...

You are listening to HOUSE music
(because you are so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going)



After 6 months...

You are listening to Heavy Metal
(your days start at 0800 and end at 2000)



After 9 months...

You are listening to Hip Hop
(You become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation)



After a year...

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
(Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!!)



And finally, after a second year...

You are listening to Techno
and have gone a bit... well... crazy!

Very Funny Hahaha!

The ways of the world..lolx!