How Bad Do You Want A Beer?

Before and After Marriage..heheheh!

Baby Pacifiers That Rock!

Funny Baby Pacifiers.
I found this funny forwarded email. Shows some real funny and unique baby pacifiers.lolx.
I might have to ask you mommies outhere. Would you want your babies to look as funny as these kids?
Mommies! Do you really want your kids to look like one of these???
Think again! Hehehe!


Funny Baby Pacifiers indeed. hahaha!

Awesome Translations!Hahaha!

And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...























A difficult meal...



















Children made elsewhere are OK...
























Start with the big toe...

















Are you smiling?





















Well, it is free...























That would explain the beer cubs outside...






















God Bless that poor Soul....























Falling should be planned...



























Plenty of meat for everybody...





























I think it was that "screw you" comment...






















I told gramps to use protection...




























Got too many kids?


























Ouch!




























We really never know what kind...


























I wouldn't dare...
























One lump or two?






















Thank you for open!




























Translation: "no parking on bicyclists at any time"























How do you do?



























No crack?
























The pool man is gonna freak.




























Yeah, cheated out of breathing...
























Stylist Ben Dover at your service...




















Operators standing by....






















Damn, these fireworks reek....





















Press it because you want to....
























I'll keep a look out....























New in this section: 'Bowling with Bilbo'

























I give my life and my company, but
they just keep demanding more...

Always Give 100% at Work

Mr. 100%

Marriage

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship one engaged to be married
and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation
eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much
discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role
playing. The following week they met up again to compare notes: Sipping her
drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the work
day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the
other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather
bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made
mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!

The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my
fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we
not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning. I
made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he
grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for
dinner?''

Drive Thru Cart

Gas prices must be out of control in their area.


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