Tattoo

I got this from my email.

"This guy had what he thought was a great tattoo...
until he wound up in jail. Now he's...
THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN PRISON"

Exercises in the office (every one hour)

1st: Warming up



2ND: Stretching



3rd: the upper body exercise



4th: lower body exercise (moving to left and back)


5th: lower body exercise (moving to right and back)



6th: Head exercise (make sure to do the 2nd part, it works!)





7th: whole body exercise







8th: Jumping exercise: The Pose is the key! but remember to jump!


9th: relax





Well done!

Don't Talk To The Parrot

I received this from a friend. lolx!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" !

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.




The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his ince ssant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

" Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"



To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

See - Men just don't listen!

Bushed Misplaced His Heart

Charlie bit me! (The Remake)

The remake of "Charlie bit me!" Saga. This one's even funnier!

but hold on, if you haven't watched the original "Charlie Bit ME!" please
watch it here so everything will make sense-->"CHARLIE BIT ME!"

Buhlud [Blood]

not funny?!! not fuuuunny!
Hahah!

Charlie bit me!

Ooouch! Oooooouuuuuch Charlie!