Secretary's Resimay (Resume)

SECRETARY 'S RESUME

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can
Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole
really seam to respond to me belly well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru
my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to
pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me
taken at my last jobb.





Employer's reply:......


Dear Peggy,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.....
Welcome onboard!!

Hilarious Pics -Better than Ever

HILARIOUS PICS #2! BETTER THAN EVER! - The funniest movie is here. Find it

Three Women in Sauna

THREE WOMEN IN A SAUNA

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG
WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP
UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND
YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE
FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE
PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT
DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE SAUNA AND
WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE
OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE
OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........."WELL, WILL
YOU LOOK AT THAT.. I'M GETTING A FAX!!

How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!




Dear Bo$$



In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,



Norman $oh



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:



Dear NOrman,



I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!




Dear Bo$$



In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,



Norman $oh



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:



Dear NOrman,



I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

Tattoo

I got this from my email.

"This guy had what he thought was a great tattoo...
until he wound up in jail. Now he's...
THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN PRISON"

Exercises in the office (every one hour)

1st: Warming up



2ND: Stretching



3rd: the upper body exercise



4th: lower body exercise (moving to left and back)


5th: lower body exercise (moving to right and back)



6th: Head exercise (make sure to do the 2nd part, it works!)





7th: whole body exercise







8th: Jumping exercise: The Pose is the key! but remember to jump!


9th: relax





Well done!